10 reasons to go green
by rd @ 11:46 am 9 comments »
- you’ll pick up more chicks (see DiCaprio, Leo and Clooney, George)
- what you’ll save by using rechargeable batteries in your sex toys could buy a small vacation home
- the transition to solar power for your hot tub might help your political career (see Gore, Al)
- your taste in music will improve (see Phish…well, maybe not)
- green washing gets your clothes 30% cleaner
- the Energy Star rating on your bong will impress scads of people
- you can revitalize that flagging acting career (see Hannah, Daryl)
- you’ll improve the marketing viability of those crotcheted organic cotton thongs your grandma makes
- your investment in that foil-covered family room with the grow lamps will finally pay off when the wonder fiber — hemp, is legalized
- PETA will stop spray painting slogans on your Hummer with the coyote-fur seat covers
- Ed Begley will put a good word in for you with that Prius dealer
- your Human Contact Phobia will come in handy - trees don’t hug back
- you’ll finally be able to explain the moss growing in your Barcalounger
Related: (sort of) 10 reasons not to go green
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I count 13
One can never have too many reasons to “go green”.
as RD says, thousands reasons to GO GREEN and to tell others to do that
I love the car! I did something very different to that with a morris minor for a garden show in Dublin some time ago called No Rubber - Soul. I love the reasons too although [as being educated in Ireland] I don’t understand fully eg. Ed Begley.
I’d google him to find out but I was recycling Guinness last night and now I’m conserving energy today - what’s left!
Well done - I love it
peter, Dublin
Recycling Guinness may hopefully prove to be a viable source of alternative energy or at least help alleviate any memory of the issue.
In way of an explanation: Ed Begley Jr. is kind-of the clown-prince of the American environmental movement, a little like what Sir Bob Geldof is to Band Aid…err maybe not…
thanks for clearing that up - i’ve used the picture on my weblog with reference to where I got it of course! Thanks for clearing up the ed begley jr. bit.
Happy monday!
peter
i like #2
I love the fact that there is a place for people to come to see what they can do about the problems with the environment. =)
well
atleast i know im breathing air that can cause asthma…
and all of u care about “celeberties” that only want to get more fame
this is ridicolous