In an effort to conserve energy (my own) I’ve reduced this list from 10 to 8.
- “I desperately need to buy one of those ‘I’m Not a Plastic Bag’ designer satchels to carry my hairspray, eye liner, Fiji Water and most importantly, my carbon offset calculator…”
- “I’m collecting rain run-off into my rainbarrel to conserve water for when I need to hose down my 3 Priuses and the Hummer…”
- “I might have to tie back into the power grid. My solar panels aren’t pumping out enough energy to heat both my pool and my hot tub…”
- “I have been coasting down hills in my Escalade and it really helps my gas mileage…”
- “Whew! My private jet just got me to Aspen in time for the ‘Plant-a-Tree Bake-Off’…”
- “It’s been estimated that up to 4kw of electric power can be harvested daily from the combined glare of the reflected brilliance of the Beckham’s…”
- “Do you think this chartreuse hemp scarf goes with my alligator handbag?”
- “I hear that Madonna is reducing her carbon footprint by having her household help and gardening staff walk to work…”
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