Monday, January 14, 2008

10 sure signs of global warming

Dick Cheney just installed solar panels on his secret, underground bunker.
That property your grandpa left you in the Oklahoma dust-bowl is now waterfront.
After standing in a shopping mall parking lot for 10 minutes Michael Jackson is black again.
Tom Cruise directs the board of the Church of Scientology to lower thermostats by 2 degrees, mirroring his energy saving efforts in his 12 homes.
You can fry an egg on your laptop.
Detroit automakers are going to look into “this global warming thing.”
Earlier this year the reflected sunlight off Britney Spears’ shaved head has caused the Hubble Space Telescope to burn out.
The Bush administration has added the “No Child Left Out in the Sun” program to its educational and childcare programs.
Polar bears interrupt an outdoor hockey game in Flint, MI searching for ‘good’ ice.
The harvesting of corn to produce ethanol has caused the price of a 12oz. freezer pack of Green Giant Creamed Corn to sky-rocket to $49.95.