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  • The street lights within a 3 block radius of your home dim when you turn on your home entertainment system.
  • You think the term ‘reusable bag’ means you can wear it with two outfits.
  • Your doctor advises you to cut down on your red meat and milk intake because the associated hormones have increased your collar size to a Barry Bonds-like 27 inches.
  • It takes 19 landscapers with questionable immigration status 12 hours and 8 double-wide ride-mowers to mow your backyard.
  • You need two commercial-sized dumpsters to hold your family of 4’s weekend trash.
  • Your mega-SUV won’t fit in a conventional four-car garage.
  • You just wrote a fat check to your contractor to expand your cat, Mr. Furball’s, playroom on the west wing of your mcmansion.
  • You look to the Olsen twins for eco-tips.
  • You had to take out a home equity line of credit to pay-down your monthly electric bill.
  • Your kids think recycling means they should ride their bikes twice a day.