by rd @ 7:46 am 2 comments »

- The street lights within a 3 block radius of your home dim when you turn on your home entertainment system.
- You think the term ‘reusable bag’ means you can wear it with two outfits.
- Your doctor advises you to cut down on your red meat and milk intake because the associated hormones have increased your collar size to a Barry Bonds-like 27 inches.
- It takes 19 landscapers with questionable immigration status 12 hours and 8 double-wide ride-mowers to mow your backyard.
- You need two commercial-sized dumpsters to hold your family of 4’s weekend trash.
- Your mega-SUV won’t fit in a conventional four-car garage.
- You just wrote a fat check to your contractor to expand your cat, Mr. Furball’s, playroom on the west wing of your mcmansion.
- You look to the Olsen twins for eco-tips.
- You had to take out a home equity line of credit to pay-down your monthly electric bill.
- Your kids think recycling means they should ride their bikes twice a day.
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Eric…
Your site is one of my favorites seen around blog explosion. Keep up the good work.I enjoy reading your blog. It is great to find someone who can find the fun things in life!…
Thanks for kind words Eric. Sometimes we wonder if anyone out there “get it”.