Sunday, March 9, 2008

10 reasons why you need to get greener

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  • The street lights within a 3 block radius of your home dim when you turn on your home entertainment system.
  • Your doctor advises you to cut down on your red meat and milk intake because the associated hormones have increased your collar size to a Barry Bonds-like 27 inches.
  • It takes 19 landscapers with questionable immigration status 12 hours and 8 double-wide ride-mowers to mow your backyard.
  • You need two full-sized commercial dumpsters to hold your family of 4’s weekend trash.
  • Your garage-door keeps slamming down on the ass-end of your mega-suv because it doesn’t quite fit in your 7-car garage.
  • You just wrote a fat check to your contractor to expand your cat, Mr. Furball’s, playroom on the west wing of your mcmansion.
  • You think the term ‘reusable bag’ means you can wear it with two outfits.
  • You look to the Spice Girls for eco-tips.
  • You had to take out a home equity line of credit to pay-down your electric bill.
  • Your kids think recycling means they should ride their bikes twice a day.

There are 2 comments.

  1. commentsEric Mar 15, 2008

    Eric…

    Your site is one of my favorites seen around blog explosion. Keep up the good work.I enjoy reading your blog. It is great to find someone who can find the fun things in life!…

  2. commentsrd Mar 15, 2008

    Thanks for kind words Eric. Sometimes we wonder if anyone out there “get it”.

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