Friday, March 21, 2008

Seamus - one eco-dog’s op-ed

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It’s time for my weekly post from my corner of the green kennel and I need to get a couple of things off my furry chest.

  • If they use all the corn to produce ethanol what’s it going to do to the price of my organic corn kibble?
  • Who died and elected G.W. president? The guy seems to want to drill for oil under every caribou and he has a real problemo with the Endangered Species Act. The only time he’s “animal friendly” is when Dick Cheney gets crazy at a cocktail party.
  • Can a dog get a break? I need to take a whizz and everybody around here is obsessed with Guitar Hero. How much Hooba Stank or Whitesnake can a guy listen to when his bladder is about to explode?
  • The price of oil is making a trip to the vet a luxury.
  • My owners really struggle with the reusable bag issue when confronted by my steaming coils of sidewalk art.
  • I gotta get off the computer. I think somebody just called the Dog Whisperer…

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  1. commentslindsey Mar 21, 2008

    #5: lmao!

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