by Ross Dulmaine @ 9:16 am 3 comments »
- Ed Begley Jr. has your picture on his dart board.
- You get weekly gardening advice from Dow Chemical.
- The water level of Lake Meade rises 4 inches when your lawn sprinklers turn off.
- You spend more than 2 hours a day writing letters to the editor bemoaning the loss of the plastic shopping bag.
- You’ve made a 30′ tall castle out of 1 liter Poland Spring bottles for the kids in you backyard.
- You still think a ‘cfl’ is the Canadian Football League.
- Your dog is smaller than a bread basket and costs more than a semester’s tuition at a good Junior College.
- You subscribe to the RSS feeds of either the N.R.A., the Jeb Bush for President Newsletter, or the Shooting Big Game For Fun ‘n Profit Blog.
- Your ‘get around town’ car seats more than 10.
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We own a small dog- a Jack Russel and I don’t think that makes us un-eco. She doesn’t have a bunch of toys or matching clothes or anything and once we get through her current dog food we are going to switch to a better alternative. And I would dare say her eco-foot print is smaller then a great dane :)
Just having some fun. We know “it’s not the size of the dog in a fight but the size of the fight in the dog”…Still there’s some good hounds at the pound or the shelter…
This is hilarious. I’m going to link my blog to this post so my readers can enjoy it, too.
ADQ