you’re doggin’ me - seamus
by seamus @ 9:11 am post a comment »
Some products that caught this eco-dog’s eye.
lycra body suit - Do I really want to look like the K-9 version of David Hasselhoff circa Bay Watch 1986? Fur has worked pretty well for a millennium or two. I guess if you’ve got a skin condition or you’re ‘hanging 10′ with Keanu Reeves this might work, but zippers and dogs usually don’t mix.
pampered dog boots - Need I say more? These slipper-things reduce any canine to a whimpering, embarrassed Barbie doll.
doggie hoodie - No, that is not me. If a pooch wears a hoodie he is more Lindsay Lohan than Rin Tin Tin.
ornate dog harness - I ‘m as open minded as the next dog but spare me the Village People fashion references…that is unless your dog-run actually is in the ‘Village’.
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