The Turkey Leg Phone (above). I guess you just haul out this one on Thanksgiving. No word on calling plans. via: gizmodo

Time for You Head Massager – Manually operated and designed to ‘stimulate the scalp’ and ‘reduce stress’. The extended use of this thing would increase my stress over collateral hair loss. Optional use: egg beater. $19.99

Disney Tinker Bell Wand – “Disney Store Recalls Tinker Bell Wands Due to Violation of Lead Paint Standard” Hazard: The paint on the pearl beads in the flowers of the wands contains excessive levels of lead, violating the federal lead paint standard.” I long for the days of ‘Old Yeller” and toys made in the USA.

For fashion-forward Trekkies heading to Vegas for some Bill Shatner worship we present this Scrolling LED Message T-Shirt. Program up to 6 different ‘messages’. You’ll have to get creative on placement of the 3volt battery. $39.99 @ computergear.com