Now is as good a time as any to paws and reflect on recent events.

• The biggest green news in my neck of the woods was the victory of local b-ballers the Celtics over those hated west coast pansies, the Lakers. Wish my owners didn’t think dressing up their dogs was a humiliating pet experience or I’d be wearing my size 0000 K.G. jersey right now…
• Small dogs like meself end up in some strange places. If some loopy blonde ever tries to put me in her designer bag I will bare fangs…
• Al Gore has endorsed Obama but I haven’t heard many innovative green initiatives proposed by Barack, unless you call bringing our K-9 troops back from Iraq ‘green’…
• I’m still not into those essential oil grooming products for my coat and doggie pedicures for my nails. America has better ways to spend its cash…doggie treats!
• Folks may look at offshore oil drilling differently when grandma exits the South Beach surf covered in ‘black gold’…
• And finally, can someone break out the calculator and figure out how old John McCain is in dog years – I need to know this!