When I look up at the tv these days, I’m seeing an awful lot of the two presidential candidates and their running mates.  You know, the old, cranky “Sit! Stay!” geezer basking in the glow of his beehive-sporting “leave that dog outside” VP.  And the easy going “I wouldn’t advise chewing on that table leg” black guy alongside the older guy with the comb-over and run-on sentences.

Given the current presidential choices, I propose an alternate pairing, (pictured here), these nifty ‘Sweater Monkeys.’  No debating, attack ads, or political shenanigans with these guys; just grab a leg and start chewing.

Handmade from recycled sweaters so they’re one-of-a-kind.

$26 a pair @ olivegreendog.com