10 signs you bought too much Christmas crap
by rd @ 11:28 am 2 comments »
- You hired an assistant to follow you through stores wheeling a second shopping cart…
- You’re stranded on Interstate 80 wondering if you should have taken that spare tire out of your trunk for the extra storage space…
- You’ve purchased something for everyone including Mr. Slippers your cat, and you’re now contemplating buying gifts for several of your potted plants…
- When you return home from the mall your 12 passenger mini-van seats one comfortably…
- Your husband and dog will be sleeping in the garage until 12/25 to accommodate the gift stockpile in your bedroom…
- You had to re-finance your home to pay for wrapping paper…
- Your family room has been converted into a storage facility for game controllers, joysticks and AA batteries…
- Over 40 acres of old growth forest will be needed to wrap the items in your ‘Christmas Grab’…
- It takes your kids more than a day to open their gifts…
- Your December credit card statement will come parcel post…
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This actually made me LOL. Have you been at my house?? following me??
David Letterman should see this…really!
Thanks for the witty humor during this stressful time. Have a Happy!!
HO HO HO! I always appreciate holiday humor.