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  • You hired an assistant to follow you through stores wheeling a second shopping cart…
  • You’re stranded on Interstate 80 wondering if you should have taken that spare tire out of your trunk for the extra storage space…
  • You’ve purchased something for everyone including Mr. Slippers your cat, and you’re now contemplating buying gifts for several of your potted plants…
  • When you return home from the mall your 12 passenger mini-van seats one comfortably…
  • Your husband and dog will be sleeping in the garage until 12/25 to accommodate the gift stockpile in your bedroom…
  • You had to re-finance your home to pay for wrapping paper…
  • Your family room has been converted into a storage facility for game controllers, joysticks and AA batteries…
  • Over 40 acres of old growth forest will be needed to wrap the items in your ‘Christmas Grab’…
  • It takes your kids more than a day to open their gifts…
  • Your December credit card statement will come parcel post…