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  • The term ‘alternative energy’ was code for taking speed during finals.
  • You recall when ‘greenhouse gas emissions’ were just a by-product of someone eating a bad burrito.
  • You remember when ‘bio-fuel’ was something your neighbor Barry called his stanky homegrown weed.
  • Recycle, reuse have been important to you for quite some time, as evidenced by the vintage Jordache jeans and Bananarama t-shirt you pulled out of your dresser drawer for last week’s Allman Brothers concert.
  • You remember when ‘going solar’ meant George Hamilton lounging by the pool in his Speedo working on his tan.
  • ‘Sustainability’ was primarily a term used to describe a man’s sexual prowess, or lack thereof.

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