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  • You dumped your last two girlfriends because they couldn’t spell ‘sustainability’.
  • You actually enjoy eating quinoa.
  • The only ‘hemp’ in your underwear draw…is, well….underwear.
  • You spend so much time shopping at your local Whole Foods that your mother thinks you work there.
  • You check the recycled number on yogurt containers before you look at the flavor.
  • You traded in your Escalade for two SmartCars and an e-bike.
  • Your only house pets are the earth worms in your composter.
  • You won’t watch a television show or movie unless Ed Begley, Jr. or Darryl Hannah is a guest star.
  • You think your friend’s Prius is ‘sexy’.