We’re not doing a serious scientific analysis here, just having some fun.
- The 4 seasons in your area consist of: very warm, hot, very hot and ‘I’ve gotta get the hell out of here!’
- That SPF 50 isn’t working anymore – if you connect all the sunspots on your face they’d resemble a detailed street map of Hartford, CT.
- Your pet husky, Snow Buns, sheds year-round. Your living room rug now looks like the hairy debris of a New Zealand sheep shearing festival.
- You parked your 2008 red Corvette in your sunny driveway for six months, and it’s now a funky shade of pink.
- The ski resort down the road has evolved into a year-round mountain bike park and rock climbing destination.
- There’s a 30′ sailboat moored in 15′ of water on the spot that was once the living room of your beach front condo.
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